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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

You’re a douche bag.

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iphoneicarly:

Me stealing an ex presidents girl

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skinnyscottish:

“Don’t steal that one, steal this one.”

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llwlyn:

^Every Whovian’s reaction when John Hurt’s face came on screen

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