This reminds me of my dad, who always said, “If you get mad at someone, swear at them in Serbian. And then tell them it means, ‘Good job!’ or ‘You look nice today.’”

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Me with my roommates.

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Mancha, remember that time when we put like 7 batteries in your hair and you didn’t notice for several HOURS? Like, you took a nap with batteries in your hair?

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bahahaha. This shirt is hilarious.

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Hello. Nice to meet you. Can I offer you a drink, or a piece of my ass?

The piece of your ass would be lovely, thank you.

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Truthin’.

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